10 Thousand Suns and a Never Ending Midnight

The Characters of The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories. 

Match Girl. Whom Burned with Stick Boy’s Love.

Stick Boy. The Christmas tree looked healthier than he did.

Brie Boy. At least he went well with a nice Chardonnay.

Mummy Boy. They mistook him for a Piñata, took a baseball bat and whacked open his head.

Junk Girl. She already thrown herself in the garbage disposal.

Pin Cushion Queen. When she sits alone on her throne Pins push through her spleen.

Melonhead. Wished he were dead.

Sue. That girl who likes to sniff lots of glue.

Jimmy. Whom Friends calls him the hideous penguin boy.

Char Boy. Whom, for Christmas, was mistaken for a dirty fireplace and swept out into the street.

Anchor Baby. Whose umbilical cord was in the form of a chain.

Voodoo Girl. Whom if someone gets too close to her, the pins stick farther in.

Staring Girl.  At anyone or anything.  

The Boy with Nails in his Eyes.  He couldn’t really see.

The Girl with many Eyes.   You really get wet when she breaks down and cries.

Stain Boy.  Only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain.

The girl who turned into a bed. Her organs and torso she sprouted like wings, a beautiful set of mattress and springs.

Roy, The Toxic Boy.  What he breathed in for air would make other people choke!

James.  Who was mauled by a grizzly earlier that year.

Oyster Boy.  He could hear, he could feel, but normal? Not quite.

(Source: geodesical)